Torture!

So, as I am sure everyone who actually reads this blog (which is probably just Jen) is already aware (thanks too my awesome friends), I pulled ligaments in my foot and ankle on thursday because I was chasing a duck. Now, let me just clear up that I was not "full on" chasing this duck, I was just trying to make it move a little so I could see its cute babies. Anyhoo, it ended up being a disaster, and needless to say, there will be no duck chasing in my near future. Which brings me to my rant for the eve.... CRUTCHES. They are seriously the meanest invention ever! They make me hurt more than the initital injury did! It is just cruel.. and what is worse? You have to PAY MONEY for them. Thats right, you have to pay 30 dollars to be tortured. So I paid 30 dollars to want to tear off my limbs and beat myself with them because it would feel better then jabbing these sticks into my armpits everytime I take a step.
Hahaha, I am clearly not bitter at all.
So I have decided to boycott this torture device and have locked them in the trunk of my car. Yeah it is hard for me to hobble around, and it is still painful, but you know what, not as painful as the sticks of death that I refuse to use, I guess that is what they gave me t3's for!

The rant is now done and I am now going to bed feeling quite satisfied with my decision. Yay!